I may make minor edits to this sometime.
I got the meme from http://the-golden-knight.deviantart.com/journal/37746734/#comments
A
- Available: sans commentaire
- Age: born in the year of the Tiger
- Annoyance: People who sit within my range of sight, which includes my peripheral vision, and repetitively and at high speed flap/bounce/vibrate their leg(s) or foot.
Movement of an ad or avatar on a webpage when I'm trying to read or admire a picture.
New! Get off the ******* cell phone in the movie theater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People with crappy earphones or the volume so high that crishcrishcrishcrish can be heard across the room.